Geo What?!

It’s solar minimum. Does your feng shui practitioner know what that means?

If they don’t you can enlighten them.

NASA says we need to brace ourselves for space weather to the max. The storms are expected to be the strongest in 50 years.

What’s that mean for feng shui practitioners? They need to follow what the old masters said: take your compass readings early in the morning and near nightfall. Why? The particle stream is at its weakest (at least until it’s too dark to see).

If a practitioner is foolish enough to take compass readings amidst a howling solar storm, they are likely to completely misdiagnose a structure. Solar storms, and the geomagnetic ones that inevitably follow, throw off compass readings. The difference could be tens of degrees.

The last time this strong of a minimum occurred the auroras were seen in Mexico. That’s how strong the geomagnetic storms are expected to be. Already scientists are warning that global satellite communications, cell phones, pagers, and power grids are likely to be affected. So are airlines, as the polar routes will be off-limits (too much radiation). That is sure to boost the time in air and the cost of travel.

Smart practitioners will follow the advice of the old masters, and they will also look at spaceweather.com to schedule their appointments.

Just in time for the tipping point of global warming

The Earth’s magnetic field, which shields us from the full onslaught of solar radiation and allows life to flourish on our planet, could be gone within 200 or so years.

Or not. Humans haven’t been around long enough to know what’s likely to happen.