Swords. Why does it always have to be swords?
Ingrid asks:
Question
I have a huge sword hanging in my living room What are the pros and cons?
Answer
This should be a no-brainer.
- It falls, and injures or kills someone. You are arrested for rank stupidity and criminal negligence, jailed, and sued within an inch of your life. Your family disavows any knowledge of you. You end up living under a bridge and dumpster-diving for silverware — mainly bent knives.
- It scares the living daylights out of guests with children. They always manage to have you meet them at their house or in public places, but not before they trick you into walking through a metal detector — “just in case.”
- You become a magnet for smelly, sweaty, unattractive people who break into your house and confess violent, lurid fantasies — with no sex or romance.
- Your sole talent and conversation piece is just … a big old sword that doesn’t do anything, and you don’t do anything with it except look at it. >yawn<
Feng shui? Who needs feng shui when you have common sense?
