If you want your children to become anti-environmental, then keep them indoors and away from nature until they are at least 11, suggests a new Cornell University study.

How to raise kids who don’t care about the environment:

• Keep kids away from nature.
• Don’t go camping.
• Don’t let kids play in the woods.
• Don’t let kids walk in the woods.
• Don’t let kids fish.
• Don’t let kids hunt.
• Keep kids indoors in front of the television or computer, and don’t let them outside for extended periods.